peter posted in the group Open Mic (Open Discussion)
Your pick for the song with the worst lyrics ever written
Share as many songs as you like. Quote the lyrics, and, even better, include a link to the song on YouTube so that we can hear it for ourselves.
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My vote (tongue in cheek) is Mah Na Mah Na. Really the BEST lyrics because I had the whole song memorized since I heard it for the first time in 1969. It still worms around up there and spills into my consciousness every once in a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc760ioVf0A
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This version was on a playlist I made for my kids when they were little. Don’t tell me you haven’t sung along with it!
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I have multiple submissions for worst song lyrics. One of the Hall of Shame worthy lyrics is certainly Meatloaf’s Anything for Love:
“Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?”Not to be outdone is Justin Beiber’s song Yummy:
“Yeah, you got that yummy-yum/that yummy-yum, that…Read More
I have no idea who it is or song name,but I was flippin through the radio one day and all I heard was “hey batter batter batter hey batter batter”, so annoying, supposed to country.
Kesha, Timber:
It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’, “Timber”
You better move, you better dance
Let’s make a night you won’t remember
I’ll be the one you won’t forgetthe verses aren’t much better
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One of my son’s college roommates is studying etymology, and for some reason, this song came to mind and I told him, if he wants to amuse his classmates, play it before a class. Michael Jackson wrote this and sang background vocals for his sister. You need to see all of the lyrics for this one, but here’s just some of it:
“But when the centipede…Read More